That’s how you teach your kids that their actions (or inactions) have consequences.

No they're not. There is a middle ground between harrowing and skipping off into the sunset as you leave the clinic.

MMmmmm....White Nights...love that movie. Gregory and Mikhail were incredible.

Not thinking Jerry Seinfeld is funny makes you a person with an opinion. Writing regular article were you pick at and attack everything Jerry Seinfeld says and does might come across as antisemitic. 

Are you familiar with the word pedantic?

Dude, no matter how much you stan for her she’s never going to suck your dick.

#IronLungsAreFunForKids

Exactly. She’s made it clear. Anything else is beating a dead horse and smacks of thirst.

It would be very easy for her publicist to instruct interviewers to not ask about it.

Yes. That was the worst.

Hey! Good for you! You managed to name the one black guy! Way to go on totally missing the point!

Oh shit, she whacked Doris Roberts, didn’t she?

Oh well. Laughing my pasty white ass off. (LMPWAO)

Hard pass

What has he accomplished with HUD? C'mon! I'm sure the list is long!

Then leave

Name some of his accomplishments at HUD. I don't care what a great surgeon he is (and he is), he proven he's not much of a man.

Well, she seems nice!

I have never seen Kate Mara make another facial expression. Can she?

I was wondering how long it would take for someone to trot out this foolishness.