It’s so simple! Just take out the K, one of the Is, one of the Ts, change the H into two Gs, add two Es, two Rs, add an M, do a bunch of other stuff, and the names are EXACTLY THE SAME.

I don’t want to Google anybody else/when I Google myself I ‘google’ myself

Stop trying to help me, Google!

Plus Lady Gaga’s a baby, literally. That’s why she’s called that.

Heh heh... you posted at 4:20! 4:20! Get it! Getting stoned! 4:20!

Also the length of Rip Torn’s longest butthair.

Awww, man, this guy got his Shkreli all over my belly! #LivingOnConvenienceStoreSandwiches #2017 #IsKonyMyFather?

I got a fever... in my ASS! *audience goes wild*

In the next Zelda, the character of ‘Link’ will be replaced by Ariel Pink, the only song that plays through the entire game will be Aerosmith’s ‘Pink’, and ‘Pink’, the musician, will provide the voice of Zelda.

Hold on there, stud! Slide some of that goodness my way!

The only measure of a man is how much he can endure.

The only measure of a man is how much he can endure.

I never post in this thread because I haven't drank in, like, 5 years, but I'm in Brazil right now, and I got drunk two days in a row on some store-brand Brazilian wine and something these people made at a party - maybe caipirinha? I don't know. Fruit, fuckloads of sugar, and vodka. Was really good.

Absolutely was.

Spongebob's laugh is the same sound my pud makes when I reach climax.

REMEMBER ME. *Statue of My Pen! breaths cone of fire* REMEMBER ME.

'George, I just killed a man.'

'Where does it come from? What is it? What IS a breast? Somebody help me!'

WHAT'S the deal with this marinated ham in my pants? *audience laughs* But thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt's my liffeeeeeeee! - Seinfeld, 2017

It was Terran vs Terran. I think we called it a draw. Fuckin' Dexter Holland for you.