It was a 'good movie', and I don't really have any complaints, given what it was going for, which I think it achieved, but didn't care for; I could absolutely understand people hating it. Well made, but I also didn't enjoy it.

Ah, shit. My fuckup. I haven't seen A Horrible Way to Die. Good?

Give it a go! It's only an hour and a half! (it's really good!) I've read a few theories, and I think there's one I'd agree with. I'd need to rewatch it, though.

Here we are, folks. Another week, another batch of movies.
Enemy - really liked this one. Excellent performances. Disorienting, creepy. Would be interested to hear theories about The Spider.
The Room - this one was a rewatch, my third viewing, my brother's first. He enjoyed it, laughed hysterically throughout. I forgot…

Mmmm… Nob.

'To infinity, and beyond! - Captain James T. Picard

I'll keep it tonight.

Let me tell you something… Dunking makes me feel good.

Chew the pain away.

That was Date With Ikea, by Pavement. I'd like to wish Generic Indie Kid, and Generic Indie Girl-Kid, all the best! Now I'm going to play The Hamster Dance 500 times in a row!

Surprised GG Allin's 'Suck My Ass It Smells' isn't on the list.

Do it anyway! (use your imagination!) When they find you covered in jizzom tell them your foot made you crazy.

How about a Weiss and Benioff run show about Rip Torn, playing Rip Torn, losing a demonic sausage up his ass. The sausage takes possession of him, and Rip proceeds to obey its abyssal imperative for the remaining 10, hour-length episodes: trying to impregnate ostriches.

How about a team of meat-based superheroes?
The Veal Vagabond
Beef Chief
The Bologna Crony
Mr. Sausage
Ham Lad

Talk Welshy to me.

What about a supervillain who is really moody, and also a doctor? Called Doctor Mood.

Let's do this.

Linkin Park, along with Metallica and System of a Down, were instrumental in getting me into heavy music, and broadening my adolescent taste. I was 10 in 2000, when Hybrid Theory came out. I remember my best friend and I co-opted the CD from his 16 year-old sister, and listened to it endlessly. I love those first two…

Oh yeah? Well, I can drink an entire quart of bear cum in 30 seconds. My Pen!:1, Halle Berry:0.

I like him. He raps happy.