Ya know what I always say? 'Fuck you, Donald Trump' is what I always say.

Like Jared Leto, Ryan Seacrest is a robot.

This was all I could think about while watching 'Live By Night'. Affleck does not have the body for a suit.

Webster's dictionary defines 'billion' as 'a very large number'.

'The Thing' AKA 'Bradley Cooper's penis'.

It's definitely weird to think about. This is where we're at in entertainment: watching people play video games and making them millionaires.

'GET OVER HERE.' - Tyrannosaurus Rex

Please ride my chocolate elevator.

You're not alone. I kind of liked the first season or 2 (it was fantasy, pretty hardcore, generally well-acted), but I fell off completely after that. It's not, you know, bad - I just lost interest for whatever reason. The setting works in its favor because it's pretty low-fantasy, and pretty character/politics-based…

In the editing mire on a book-length project. It's by nature redundant and dense, which is making it a hassle, and I'm feeling kind of lost. I'll have to do more cuts and corrections once I get through this round of editing. Lot of stuff which needs to be qualified and in-line. But that's the process. I'm putting most…

Tag: do you want to kill a snowman?

A one-dollar bill which has the phrase, 'I'd buy that for a dollar!'

How about a show where Rip Torn plays an elderly expat living in Spain who strikes up a friendship with an English teacher (played by Famke Janssen) and a traveler (Tom Jane). It's a tasteful, sad, human portrait of old age. 6 episodes. Rip forms a father-son bond with Tom, sort of a daugher/partner thing with Famke -…

I wish it could be both.

"Hey baby, you know what my middle name is? 'Massive Insertions'." - Kermit the Frog

I want a Kermit who's young, hung, and full of cum!

Bobby, I have a Mars Bar stuck in my urethra!

This shit is spicy, but I need more. I need some mustard on my mustard!

'Nobody's sucking off a horse in here. I'm out.' - me

I'm sure it's gratifying for people - lots of sexual energy thrown around; that feels good - and it's a way to 'express yourself' dancing - 'letting loose'? maybe? Is that it? I don't know. I guess nightclubs are not 'necessarily' about hooking up, but it seems kind of (not so) implicit.