This year… Daniel Day Lewis IS… Daniel Dae Kim.

I was getting autocorrected like a mafucker that post. I had to edit it six or seven times! Look at me! I'm going crazy!

I was reading a message board a year or so ago and someone suggested Anomander Rake 2020, and I've sort of been trying to get it to catch on.

Best response ever.

His smile looks like it was photoshopped.

What is wrong with his face?

'Ma'am, can you state your name?'
'Ummm..' *looks around room, sees box of catheters.
'Kath…'
*looks into bowl of Alphabits cereal which contains only the letter 'E'
'E'
*Gryphon flies through room
'Griffin. Kathy Griffin'.

Yeah. My impression when they try to critique both sides is that they're saying 'both sides have some kind of issue' (this could be moral, practical, logical, etc etc.), but, as has been said before, this doesn't actually make them equivalent sides - and there is no objective perspective, obviously, so: what to do,…

Know what'd be sweet? If they used the Black Sabbath song, 'Snowblind', in this show, and the Canadian rapper, Snow, had a cameo, and Cameo had a cameo, and everybody was always eating snowcones.

Yeah. It's too bad some of the characters (read: Cartman) have become icons for shitty behavior, and that some episodes are pretty irresponsible in terms of message: the smoking episode (which is too bad, because it's REALLY FUNNY!)

I have mixed feelings about South Park. The best episodes/seasons of the show really ARE good (ones where it's just kids in crazy situations and etc - shit like the Towelie episode - that's great television), and I'm glad to hear the next season might be more in line with those kinds of episodes. Their 'satire' and…

One word: Timeshare.

Elect Anomander Rake.

I saw that and laughed aloud, then felt very sad.

It just hit me. High protein peanut butter. What has protein in it? Semen. Bang. Semen Butter.

I'm Canadian, so I spend most July 4ths like I do every day: listening to 'Rock You Like a Hurricane' on repeat, masturbating, and trying to come up with a new spin on peanut butter.

'Our moral is the absolute moral of the universe. It is moral to subject women.' - the church

Let's all twiddle our wands and feel the magic!

'How do you do, fellow kids?'

This is stupid! I'm going to go masturbate!