"Well, if it isn't little… boy."

Segel is love. Segel is life.

Tell people that you like eating KD, that OLP was only good while Mike Turner was in the band, and that nothing beats 'going for a rip'.

'e's fookin' mad fer it!

It is!

The torture never stops.

That's the title of Tom Jane's autobiography.

- Rip Torn

Agreed. An hour 45. Give me that. The Crow did it!

Get me every World of Warcraft cosplayer in the state of California!

Not to be confused with Drake Chews, the chewy, rapping candy with the BIG TASTE.

Misinformation Campaign! Activate!

Last movie I saw was 'Videodrome', which I hadn't seen before. Liked it! Tight, weird, well-qualified-esoteric philosophy.

Michel Foucault's 'Birth of the Clinic'. My first Foucault. Much more historical than philosophical. Not especially difficult, but I'm going to have to reread several pages (I don't have the patience, like I used to, to stick it out on one page of philosophy indefinitely until I 'get it').

Played Dragon Quest VIII - 60-odd hours including tons of leveling, craft, etc - up until the final boss before putting it down for a while. My younger brother started a new game and overwrote my save file.

Good call! I got off Facebook around the time the Syria Crisis had reached Western news. I couldn't deal with toxic, reactionary assholes, ads, and all the time I'd spend browsing. Feels way better to be off it.

Winter is Cumming!

What about a Game of Thrones pornographic parody called Game of Moans? GET IT? GET IT?

Few years and he'll resemble the Robocop acid mutant.

Trump's spoken-word, earnest reading of Chamillionaire's 'Rollin'.