This is a joke. This HAS to be a joke. But it's Trump and co., so -

You're not alone. I think it's always had that vibe, honestly.

If I can be qualified as undemocratic for stating the GOP should be subjected as a political party owing world circumstance (the USA's power) then I'm undemocratic. They are not viable.

I was sold on season 2 by episode two (Johnny Hitler). I was not at all sure what the fuck was going on in the first episode - wasn't sure I was into it. The tone is SO over the top - to the MAX, yeah? I think both seasons are great. Contrary to what I gather is the popular opinion I think I might prefer season 2, if…

I'd probably take Alien 4 over Covenant. Former has Wincott, Dourif, a bunch of over the top fucked scenes, and a shit-ton of proto-Firefly material. Covenant was boring.

Check out Eli Roth's 'Knock Knock'. It's an amazing comedy. (I mean this seriously; the film is fucking hilarious)

I've been blasting through Veep. I've also been watching Danger 5's second season, which is phenomenal.

whoooaaaaaaa MAN. She was a thief, you gotta believe, she stole my heart and my cat. Betty, Judy, Josie and those hot Pussycats… they make me horny, Saturday morny… girls of cartoo-ins will leave me in ruins… I want to to be Betty's Barney. Hey Jane… get me off this crazy thing… called love.

I'm a guy; I am beyond tired of men.

I have come here to shake hands, and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Rats in every orifice!

"I fucked a cat once." - Rip Torn, probably

"Cats. Rats." - Ozzy Osbourne, facing the difficult decision between eating at a cat or rat cafe.

That NATO meeting was incredible. Trump is sinking the USA's rep/appeal at hyperspeed.

1994. 4 years old. My mom's friend played me A New Hope on video tape.

T.J. became the best part of the show pretty quickly. Wonder how they'll replace him.

This is so fucking ridiculous - I love it.

Love it!

That's what a lightsaber is: a Force dildo.

My 'Sarlacc pit' is hungry, baby!