That's what I call my asshole: the Sarlacc Pit.

*Johnny Depp pokes head out of the hole, asks how he ended up in Florida.

Featuring Pauly Shore as Paul Gauguin!

Squinty, pouty-faced people problems.

Anthony Kiedis is, I repeat, IS in attendance.

I choose - I choose - BOTH.

Get yer Leto-loads! Piping hot!

Breaking news: Jared Leto has been cast as the lead in the 'Babe' remake. Referring to the role, Leto stated he wanted to 'understand what it was like to be a pig, everything a pig experiences, a pig loves, and, naturally, pig-love, I'm going to fuck a pig is what I'm saying.'

Ugh.

'Wiggle the pump around when you fill my gas tank, Sandra. I haven't car-jizzed in 3 hours.' - Johnny Cash

Featuring Ian Gillan as 'Rootin' Tootin' George'.

Cash Truck 3: This Thing Is Really Flammable

'Sandra, you feel so good inside me.'
'You like the way I yank your throttle, Johnny? The way I click your turn signal?'
'The "Man in Black" is about to turn the street white! Oh - Oh, Sandra!'

Why are folks in the USA up in arms about the bow? I honestly don't understand. The USA isn't the fucking lord-kingdom of the world.

I liked the first half of Samurai Jack's fifth season. I think the original run was better.

Yeah. The cast is really strong. It's a really refreshing show. It's got some things to say. It's definitely going to throw some people who are expecting a comedy.

I've been watching I Love Dick. It's good. Really good.

Great. The first season was really solid - it reminded me, in terms of quality, of Review. The show grew on me, and I ended up enjoying the hell out of it.

So bummed out Kattan didn't take off. He's fucking hilarious.

Some vile shit was spewed. Like most people, I nope'd out of there pretty fast. Kinda bummed me out all morning.