"'Wolverine'? That's an odd name. I'd have called them chazzwazzers."

Spot on. I wonder how many people realize they're supposed to be laughing at Ricky Bobby and Ron Burgundy?

Yep. We're on the same page - I'm sure you're right. It's weird how country has become this shitty, shitty thing. I really don't mind a lot of older country music - contemporary, though? oy.

Everytime I cum/I produce a quart

This possum is such that he inspires awe!

He has two first names!

Generally speaking, I agree. That said, I'd much rather listen to, say, Marina and the Diamonds than Toby Keith. She's a bit of an outlier, though. I find pop instrumentation/aesthetic (big beats, synths, etc) much more agreeable than country's.

Ichi the Killer's most disturbing scene is unquestionably the razor-blade + nipples scene. Fuck. That is burned into my brain. It's way too real.

I had a big fight with a friend of mine a while ago, too, except we did talk it out, and then kissed, then got on our tandem bicycle and rode into the sunset while 'Maybe I'm Amazed' played on full volume from my Ipod.

Heroes of the Storm. I need to practice stutter-stepping a little more.

Oh, dude. I did. Embarrassing. How can anyone respect the guy? Like, what is going on in his head when that shit happens? How does he interpret the world? Those kinds of visceral reactions to him?

All we need now is some macaroni and cheese, and a funnel.

Gimme some of that sweet, sweet frictionnnnnnn.

The hottest!

Nobody likes you, Donald.

Go away.

Go away.

Fuck off.

The entire world is laughing at the USA. Nobody respects him.

Reading that comment section is nauseating.