It's flabbergasting, reading these comments. These people are fucking insane.

It's upsetting as fuck, man.

The Rock is the obvious choice. The USA is a fucking bully of a country. Why not elect the most physically imposing guy possible? Dipshit-extraordinaire Trump, subsequently Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. The entire world is laughing at you, USA.

Yep. What the fuck is going on in here?

'Machine Gun' is so fucking good. I could listen to Jimi pentatonic in Csharp forever.

Sack of shit, this boy.

'These animals have been victims of terrible abuse. Give something back. Give them McDonalds. Donate now to the McDonalds for Abused Animals Fund." - Sarah McLachlan

"My dad's dead; only McDonalds can soothe my pain."

At one point he has to deliver a baby on the plane, and someone says, 'it's crowning', and he turns to the camera and winks.

I think my favorite Boys Club strip is the one where Pepe is carrying a baby, and thinks the baby 'smells like mold'.

I gotta fuck the pain away!

Gross.

I've been playing a lot of Heroes of the Storm, recently. Pretty dang fun!

Fuck me. I need to get my shit together. I'm stuck in a rut and don't know what to do with myself. Silver lining: I'm playing a fuckload of Heroes of the Storm, avoiding addressing my life and responsibilities, and loving it.

I understand being bothered by movie texting; I'm not, but I understand it. But the guy, Brandon, is the asshole, here.

GOAT BOY.

'I like kids.' - Orson Scott Card

What about me, Donnie? What about ME? Fuck.

- Rip Torn

Punk Popinjay.
Metal Marsupial.
EDM Echidna.