'Pud' needs to make a comeback in a big way.

I wonder how Liam Gallagher feels about this boy.

Fucking people over is cool. - Republicans

Catching up on Orphan Black. Starting S4 tomorrow.

Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond. I don't know. I don't know if we'll have enough time.

He can balance a baby on his palm, though.

'We all live in our own prisons'. - Coach McGuirk

Cue System of a Down's 'Prison Song'.

Nanaimo Bars are among the foods I would gladly eat exclusively for the rest of my life.

I might masturbate, I might not. Anything's possible! What time to be alive!

I haven't really been into gaming for years, now. I, at last, beat Dragon Age: Inquisition a couple weeks ago. That's been it until my brother's suggestion the other day about playing Heroes of the Storm with him. I like it! I've won three, lost three.

I have a friend who, when he passes someone walking a dog, will say, to the dog, 'What's up, dog?' He thinks this is very clever.

I can't be the only one who is tired of Dwayne Johnson.

I think those were a little before my time. Fuck, they look good.

How's about free healthcare, legal dope nation-wide, and a Prime Minister who can benchpress not one, not two, but three Donald Trumps?

For once I want a show where the sweet, sweet taste of spotted dick is given its due!

Come on up to Canada! We have Coffee Crisp chocolate bars!

"Anyway, Mike Pence, how's your sex life?"

'I'm doing good in ratings, so I'm doing good in life!'

You are a Human embarrassment, Donald Trump. You embarrass the species.