About time, you fucking layabout!

'The frosting has glazed my asshole shut! Call the - call the fire department!'

Dear pwrbttm.ask@gmail.com,

'To see others suffer does one good, to make others suffer even more: this is a hard saying, but an ancient, mighty, human, all-too-human principle.'

Shut the fuck up, Donald. You're out of your element.

- Rip Torn

I'll go to bat for Workaholics seasons 1-2, and, I guess, 3. Pretty inconsistent after that. But these three were never the problem. They really do have an infectious vibe, and they're endearingly shameless.

Pretty sure I have some chemical imbalances. I've ended up spinning my wheels, not really doing things I want to do, for a few years, now. I don't want to think about what's cause and what's consequence. This sounds really grave, but I can't remember a time living didn't feel kind of 'flat'; the only times I've felt…

1. Tired/depressed/stressed. Nothing mortal. I really need a change in my situation. My creative projects are moving forward, but without a definitive end, which isn't bad, necessarily. I've been too beat/haven't felt like forcing myself to work on some of them.

That is one beefy, sax-blowin' hunk.

You owe me, Chester Bennington!

I'll give this chance. These guys have great chemistry.

I'm owned, alright - by my debilitating depression! Heyo!

Did I do that?

'Freak On A Leash'.

Agreed. Female Trouble is my favorite. Every line is quotable, every scene is hilarious.

NO! Save it!

I cannot believe these are actual people.

'Hey, Jay Leno, you are stupid.'

Who else but Spicer?
'Did I do that?'