Some of my favorite ones from Boston. So many tiny hands references!

Not defending Bush, but sometimes it’s hard to kick childhood nicknames. I still call my brother Billy now, but in the “real” world he goes by Bill

I feel your pain! My industry isn’t very degree focused (don’t really need a Masters, etc) but I’m in my early 40s I’m now either too experienced (aka old/ not entry level pay) or don’t have a experience with certain subset of PR. Good luck hunting. It’s brutal out there

I’m a little ambivalent about Kanye but I do feel for him. Losing a parent is hard. It’s been two years since my mother died and still out of the blue, grief will pop up and kick me in the @ss. There are good days and there’s days where it still hurts like hell.

As someone who hates, hates, HATES bananas with a passion, this is my worst nightmare. I hope you all got hazard pay

My favorite singer has a great song about Ruby -

I am seriously dreading Thanksgiving ... not just because I’ll be the only democrat but because my siblings have already started the why do you hate us/ dad campaign. Please shoot me now

Go fuck y0urself America

I’m literally crying. I LITERALLY fear for my country. OMG people what have you done?

I seriously feel like hurling. Oh and hey, here’s Nina Simone... and it still holds up

OHHH Myyy Gaaawd. I’m legitimately freaking out right now. This is terrifying.

amen, I’d rather watch paint dry while having my taxes audited versus working out for three hours every day

I worked at Trader Joe’s a little over a decade ago (east coaster). I don’t remember pressure to be a certain cheer level, but there was definitely pressure to chat with customers. And they really take the customer is never wrong to an extreme level ... we had one customer who when we came in, we had to play a Jimmy…

Years ago, I went to a company party as a friend’s date. Somehow I was elected designated driver and was also driving our boss. Everything was great.. little did I know that the mussels I ate were going to be my downfall. Flash forward I’m driving the boys home and I’m going down my friend’s very bumpy, not paved…