"That's not why Jesus died at Calvary." Yas, queen!

The shade is real.

"My latest single is at the top of the charts in Sokovia! I’m headlining in the Soviet Bloc festival circuit!”
The utter shade of it all.

Even though there are still 2 months left in 2015, showering myself in dicks and glitter is now my 2016 new year's resolution.