I’ve told this one here before, but…

When I was in 5th grade I changed schools. My new school was way on the other side of town and outside of the lily white suburb where my previous school had been located.

My mom got mom drunk off wine at Thanksgiving and said to my cousin about her sister, “Isn’t your mother such a bitch?” Too bad my cousin couldn’t answer honestly with my aunt sitting at the table.

Am I the only one who thought that True Detective was insanely boring?

So it’s okay to criticize Beyonce for committing feminist faux pas but it’s okay to demonize strippers?

Between her collaborations with Terry Richardson, her support for Floyd Mayweather, and the misogynistic lyrics that appear in her music, my feeling is that Beyonce can officially eat shit.

This is the Yelp review of Kitchentte comments.

dude. let it go.

My guess is that they name her after Diana but not Diana. Her middle name was Frances so I'm going with Frances. Frances Carole (Kate's mothers name). Final answer.

I wish they could name her that. Maybe not as her first name, but as her middle name, you know? Like, Charlotte Diana or Alice Diana? It is completely normal to name your child after your parent (dead or alive) but because they live their lives in the public eye and have to maintain appearances, they can’t do that.

Broke up with boyfriend of 3 years over the phone (LDR) because I couldn’t let him spend thousands of dollars on a vacation for us when I knew I didn’t want to be with him anymore. Proceeded to get black out drunk at a dive bar with my two best friends - and I mean DIVE bar. Like the lights were harsh, the bartenders…

I have an unexplainable but strong dislike for RDJ. He’s just so...smug?

They guy who sits literally a foot away from me has been on a personal call for 15 minutes and he does NOT use an indoor voice

RDJ sounds like a total boob in both Guru-Murthy’s interview and the Stern interview.

OH MY GOD IT’S SO FUCKING DUSTY IN HERE

i literally cant with this

That story about the woman who got doused with red wine? I had a similar experience and similarly laughed it off. As a server was setting a nice large martini (with a lemon twist, not an olive) in front of me his hand trembled for some reason and the whole thing went down the front of my shirt. The look of horror on…

Little Ceasar’s is a deadly weapon. I wouldn’t feed it to someone else (pretty sure that is against the Geneva Conventions), but I have threatened to eat one of their bacon-wrapped abominations before going over to a friend’s place. I essentially held their bathroom hostage, and they had no choice but to meet my…

DUDE, SWEEEEET.

YES YES YES thank you! I’m going to Scotland for two weeks later this year (so excited!)