To be fair, Yale university police did follow protocol and checked ID. Given our current environment with shootings, that is justified.

I am 100% ok with the measures that these fine officers were forced to take. We all have to remember that America isn’t as safe as it used to be. How do we all forget all of the (so goddamn many! Seriously google them!!) fatherless Black women and men who have shot up elementary schools, high schools, movie…

elon musk and grimes
sitting in a supercharged lithion ion infused TREE....

I really, really thought that the headline was a dig at Melania for English being her second language. And I was going to say that was cheap. BUT “BE BEST” REALLY IS THE SLOGAN? I’m done. wtf.

Be Best be stupid. Be Best be making grammatical mistakes. Be Best could have been “Be Your Best” pretty easily, but Be Dumb is what the Trump Administration Be About.

If you want children to be the best, then you’ll have to fire Betsy DeVos.

Koalas don’t get chlamydia. You’re being bamboozled.

Who says something like appendage?

Some of you people seem upset that she’s been able to recover and is not permanently disfigured. 

I look forward more to the Met than the Oscars. The Met sounds exactly like the kind of event I would KILL to attend: getting dressed up in painful yet beautiful fashion, where it’s invitation only and you get to walk around, act like you’re better than everyone because you know you are, kiss somebody’s ass then talk…

Let me ask- is there an all you can eat buffet heavily featuring bacon at the Met Gala? Is there an open bar with lots of whiskey and beer? No?

*jerking-off motion*

*thinks about how dirty and smelly medieval Europe was*

Can we not make this a thing please? Not even a thinkpiece type of thing? There’s no mystery here, and it doesn’t take investigative journalism to see this is clearly a small child being coached by overbearing stage parents to perform an annoying, badly Blaccented, not very clever character. This is cringeworthy at…

There was more! They did a 3 part miniseries!

Came here looking for this.

please, I’ll make popcorn for the fights about the correct ethnicity of the actress cast in the part

I once had a boss who said she hated books. I was thinking, “All books? Every book ever, in every genre?”

I am always stupefied when people that don’t read books brag about it as if all “the books” say the exact same thing. An uncurious mind can be intelligent, but an unstretched mind won’t grow.

But... there really are gay elephants.