Yep, Sounds like a Monday to me!

Ha! I love how you think the planet will still be here in 22 years. You and your adorable naivety. 

Never mind. A lot of Americans can’t speak English for shit. 

You haven’t really lived until the 1 kid is doing both simultaneously.

That made me laugh really hard, especially once I heard that sentence in a thick, Russian accent. Take me, you fool! 

Ugh, eye contact. Save that shit for my twenties.

Every time I see this shit it reminds me of that movie I saw about Natalie Wood’s life. Her mother was a fucking horror show, too. She ripped the wings off a butterfly to make Natalie cry during a sad scene! These stage mothers need to learn from other’s mistakes. But they never do.

It actually is, and I do some of this already. I think the ASD/ Asperger’s may be part of the problem. A lot of children with that diagnosis tends to memorize a “social script” without any real meaning behind it. He has memorized that he is supposed to say “how are you?” to others, but I honestly don’t think he gives…

This is pretty profound. I have a 7 yr old, Admittedly ASD, who says Sorry like it a magical word that absolves you of all wrong doing and I am struggling with teaching him how to say “i’m sorry” but really mean it and understand what he did wrong. What do you suggest? He usually says “I’m sorry!” the instant anyone…

*insert Superstore “Steve” GIF*

Cocaine while watching the ball drop sounds awesome. I hope you had fun. 

I thought Louis C.K did a good job of that in his “Of course but maybe” bit, which I thought was great. I loved old Louis C.K. This is just pathetic. 

Thanks to Netflix’s “Derry Girls” I now know what a chippie is. I used to think it was just an old-timey word for “slut”. 

Starred for “The opening of an envelope”. 

The GIF that keeps on GIFing. 

No, I did too. Chalupa is a funny word. 

I’m not fat, but that was just a matter of lucky genetics. I married someone who is. It got me seeing “fat” in a whole new light. I fell in love with him and never considered all the body issues he had, but now that I’ve been married to him for a while, I see what a number it does on him. He is one of the best,…

Oh, wow, this was extremely thorough! I expected only a list of 4 or 5 books. Thank you so much for going above and beyond! I am looking forward to checking these out. 

Friendships ARE hard. I find so many people are judgmental that I hide almost everything real about myself, so my friendships are never that deep. The 1 actual friendship I though I could rely on was suddenly revealed to me as being entirely toxic and 1 sided. I’ve felt lost since then. Thank god I feel a very close…

Would you mind giving me some f-f romance recommendations? I absolutely love f-f romances but I find so many a real slog to get through. Goodreads isn’t always helpful in this respect. This is the same reason I don’t watch porn often. To have to watch 10 terrible porn clips just to find 1 good one... its exhausting.