I don’t have to imagine it. Men tell women that they’re dumb often, out loud, and to our faces.

Pretty sure that’s just a figure of speech. Atheists will say that too, on occasion.

They don’t, because they have no friends to tell it to.

OK, seriously,. In Jake Highwell’s video where he’s taking out his Keurig and putting it in the trash... is that his penis reflected in the handle of the Keurig machine? That’s his penis, right? Someone else look at that and tell me if that’s his penis!!

I LOVE Mad Men and have seen every episode twice. So this story kind of bummed me out.

How difficult is it to keep your damn dick to yourself? Seriously, men? Can you weigh in on this??

Certainly cake is better than most sex.

OOhhhhh, The hipster behind the counter.... everything makes sense now.

My husband’s bi, too, and he is currently hating this Spacey shit so much.

I’m kinda hating it. So many people I like are being accused now. I love(d) Kevin Spacey, I really like Jeffrey Tambor, and I really really love Mariah Carey. I feel like there’s an ax hovering over Hollywood, like, which of my beloved celebrities are next??

I was just thinking that!! Like, Nooooooo, please....... Not Martin Sheen!! Please, continue to let Bartlett be Bartlett. That remains one of my all time favorite shows. During this past election, I kept thinking, Where’s President Bartlett when you need him??

What.... is this? I am concerned for everyone involved.

Thinner...

I have reluctantly given you a star.

I’m actually not anti-gun. I just think its insane that a man who got court-marshalled for beating his wife and child could then waltz into a gun shop and purchase an assault rifle. People like this escalate. Frankly, no one should have assault rifles, besides military personal. Can’t a person defend himself with 8 or…

Sure, after 26 people were already dead, and 30 more injured. I mean, i am glad that the guy with the gun was there to stop him from gunning down even more people, which couldn’t  have happened in the 1st place if this child and wife beater wasnt sold a freaking assault rifle! Is this what you call a success?

And he abused his wife and child. Color me shocked and appalled. Who would have thought he could escalate like this?? Sure, let the wife and child beater have an AR-15. What’s the worst that could happen?

I did an actual, real live spit-take when he says “I’m FURIOUS with EVERYBODY!” Like, I was drinking water and now there’s a significant amount of it on my keyboard. This Donald Trump is so much funnier than the SNL version.

Ugh, fingers crossed. I still have to get through the teenage years.

This is why I carry a stash of jelly beans in my pocket at all times. Because I have a 2 yr old and they are UNREASONABLE little shits. She could be screaming her ass off ‘NOOOOOO!!!!” and then I’m like, “hey, want a jellybean?” Its works like magic. Yes, I know that’s not exemplary parenting. I’ll be a better parent…