+1 carhole

Snake? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAKE!!

Gattis is a man. Who needs batting gloves? I’ll just tomahawk the fuck out of a pitch at my eyeballs.

I wasn’t joking.

Eff you, man. If I wanted mechanically-circulated air accompanied by a roaring, ratting noise, I’d take more red-eyes. I’m in New Hampshire, where it’s cold roughly 9 months of the year, so yeah, let me sweat a little while I can.

You mean the guy looking in the other direction when it happens? All he knows is that he got shoved from a direction he wasn’t looking.