Let’s all just say what everyone else is thinking....

Open faced sandwiches are for complete dipshits

Anyone feel that women’s cage fighting is...odd?

NOT TRUE

HitchBOT has become self aware and completely humorless. If it weren’t so poorly constructed I would be terrified!

I know by Burneko! Burneko moves into second place after Drew.

“Hitchbot was simply about people doing things for the sake of being a nice person. Hitchbot relied on the premise that people generally want to do good things”

that’s racist

Such a Gawker Media Group response...HOT TAKE!... i dunno bro just imho.

Accents are just so working class huh? Gross.

I swear all you guys must have been raped in Boston. What the hell happened to you there!? “A mean man with an accent spoke loudly and boorishly near me! My effete sensibilities HELP!”

Hamilton’s burner account?

Cursory internet search raises nothing.

Nah man, if you play for the Red Sox you are a god in Boston. Some people can’t take it, Coco Crisp, others like Shane were fucking loved guy. People liked Coco but he hated being recognized everywhere he went.

Canadians are getting a bit full of themselves aye? I recently had to describe Toronto to a someone visiting and the best accolade I could come up with was “clean”. No one hates Canada because it is so bland and vast swathes of it are so sparsely populated. A country that repped the union jack on their flag till…

You guys lost all credibility as soon as you became corporate shills. Gawker’s interests are those of their advertisers nothing more.

Read the above comments and see whose bitter. People are disgusted by an older guy fucking younger women. My point is they do it because it’s a viable option. I get to have sex with my lovely and beautiful wife. For that I don’t feel bitter I feel fortunate.

You know why? Because girls in their 20’s fuck guys in their 50’s and 60’s so they can take them shopping and bring them to dinner. So ladies, stop doing that and old guys will realize they don’t have a chance.

Chill out honey

Yeah fuck walking too, it’s tiresome and oldschool, just get a hover-round.