This guy puts the douche in fiduciary. 

Bruh.

Yes.

we post a lot of SNL content because you people really, really like SNL content.

Because others like an artist more than I do, I want that artist destroyed!

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

“Ohio is an open-carry state that allows residents to openly possess firearms with or without a license.”

This fucking dipshit is an approved commenter, and I’m not.

That’s what Kinja Deals is for ;)

That’s what Kinja Deals is for ;)

I can’t believe we have to re-litigate this, but the 13th Amendment outlawed owning ANYBODY.

Right now the top suspect is his brother Marsh. I’ll leave now

That’s seriously Silky_Johnson’s takeaway from Boeheim’s comments on a young man’s death, that he’ll “be defined by one thing: a ten page paper”? Not Boeheim’s comments on the type of person he was to his friends and family, or the kind of life he led when he wasn’t playing a game. What a dick thing to say, but I’d…

A traitor to the country is a Great American according to Mississippi.

Actually they were applauding because they showed an anti-STEM commercial on the jumbotron.

He treated UNLV like he treats abortion rights: with complete disdain!

Fuck Grayson Allen and all, but that was a legitimately impressive dunk; he obliterated that basketball ring.

Incubation : Time is Running Out (US title)