18 days?

A clueless pill-popping billionaire-heir who says inexplicably stupid things, how is this guy not in the front row on the inauguration stage today.

What the hell is with all of these teams trying to get Saint Gruden to coach their team? He’s terrible, and his only real success is due more to Tony Dungy than to his supposed coaching acumen.  Spider 2 Y banana my dick.

The ref waited for him to get to four steps before he was forced to blow the whistle.

An NBA ref called traveling?

This ought to shut the highlight truthers right the fuck up. See? They do call traveling in the NBA.

I’d like the A-Team Van, or an original Firebird from Smokey and the Bandit.

This person should have spent more money on cocaine and less money on hotel lobby furniture and poorly composed photography.

All of this screams “COCAINE!”

oh, but ask them about their kids and they won’t shut the fuck up about him picking the apples for his own applesauce at his Montessori school.

If someone came to your house and camped in your front yard and screamed all day and night about how bad you are, you would want to correct the record somehow. Right?

Acceptable uses for Notes app:

Brady does seem like the kind of guy who thinks everyone likes him.

Actually I hear Tom Brady’s taking it pretty hard.

Places NFL policy does not apply:

Does anyone really think this is going to have any affect on how New England prepares for Sunday’s game? Like they didn’t assume the Steelers think the Patriots are a bunch of assholes...

After this kind of violation of trust, you really have to wonder how confident the Steelers’ could ever really be in whether or not he’s the kind of guy they want to run fast and catch the ball.

I dunno. Imagine how big the scandal would be if AB was on a boat.

Too bad he didn’t livestream from international waters. NFL policy doesn’t apply there.

But his SAR (Scowls Above Replacement) has stayed at a high level, or even increased, since those ridiculous 2010-11 seasons.