So, is that because she doesn’t think that kids with disabilities should be able to get an education, or because she doesn’t know what those things are?

“As the head football coach, I hold myself responsible for all of our football-related activities and the safety of our students must come first,” Taggart said in a news release.

third prize is hospitalization

Your gonna sit there at your MacBook Air and question an elite program you’ve never had you’re hands in the dirt I bet you dont know what it takes to make the pack 12 champs

Hey, if you can get half the public to such an abysmal level of education that they elect Trump, another few decades of dumbing things down and the rubes won’t even mind saying things like “Lord and Lady DeVos, by the Grace of God, Protectors of the Faith for Michigan.”

I would feel bad for you but I totally get why high school girls are turning down a 60 year old’s prom invitation.

FALSE! Black bear

Some people just have a routine. If you mess it up the whole rest of their day is off.

I’ve never seen someone so afraid of Al Franken

We are days away from Trump handing over the presidency to the head of Richard Nixon.

There are still goals to reach! Our government could one day be more absurd than a Family Guy episode.

So why doesn’t he call her out on it? Fuck decorum and politeness. Look where that has gotten us. I would like to think I would be following up on that. “really lady? We need guns in schools to defend children from grizzly bears? This is honestly something you believe? And in believing that you think you are qualified…

that’s a ridiculous question

It has come to this. Our government is more absurd than a 20 year old Simpson’s episode. Fuck me.

which type of bear is best?

As someone who lives in Michigan I just want to assure all those in the education community that, as bad as your worst fears about Betsy DeVos and her becoming the Secretary of Education may be, I can say with complete confidence the reality is that it’s going to be much, much worse.

This is why they’re not allowed within 1000 ft. of schools in the first place.

Because why the fuck not?