shhh....please, commenters, don’t spoil this article for me. I’m going to catch it later on NBC as it’s intended.

The Masturbating Bear

The schtick had a career of it’s own. It grew in popularity, had a prime, declined, and went off a cliff about 10 years ago. Berman is like Darth Vader... more schtick than man now.

DJ 3000

“I’ve met worse people. Idi Amin. Ted Bundy. Chris Berman was also a human being.”

I worked in sports media for about 10 years and met Berman about 4 times. He’s the single most arrogant asshole I’ve ever met in my life and there isn’t enough barbed wire in this world to wrap around the dildo he can eff himself with. Maybe Peter King can quote that.

I feel like that’s insulting to Blake Bortles.

“A long time ago I realized I’m the quarterback of our team, and maybe of this company.” - Chris Berman

#allpoetrysucks

Having fun every weekend in your 20s is way better than doing it in your 40s.

Same here, a buddy of mine is an empty nester at 44 as he and his wife had kids in their early to mid 20's. I have a 2 year old and I’m about to turn 40. *shrug emoticon*

“How good is the feeling when you see someone in public (across the store, etc) and successfully navigate yourself out without making boring small talk?”

I’m not a proud man and I’ll admit to pretty drastic evasive maneuvers in some situations to avoid small talk. I have family I like and I’ll stop and talk to them for…

+ 3/5^ths?

I think the Democrats did more than enough to botch this up but there’s a lot to be said about the endless line of bad press that Clinton received. Being the preordained winner of the Democratic Primary every point Sanders gained became a, “What’s wrong with Hillary?” story. Any time any other candidate received any…

Russia didn’t sway the election, no matter how much they interfered. That may have reassured dyed-in-the-wool voters, but these were two terrible candidates with firmly entrenched bases. What won it for Trump was swing voters in Rust Belt states; they voted for him because they believed — supported by no evidence…

I was given reason to believe that we would have treble the cricket highlights by the advent of the New Year and instead it’s all e-badminton and competitive fitness bracelet wearing.

Might be tough for Jon Gruden to go months walking around with a throbbing erection before his Watson QB Camp episode