I anoint thee Sad Bama Fan 2017.

Not to worry folks, Darren Rovell has the real scoop tonight:

Bama is still going to claim a share of this title through parentage of Dabo.

Everyone on Clemson seems enjoyable enough to root for except the Boulware dude. He’s the worst.

This game raises some serious questions about God. Maybe if He didn’t spend so much time paying attention to college football, He might’ve realized that while He was helping Clemson win a national title, Donald Trump was elected president and a dickload of people died of war, famine, and disease.

This was such a good game, and I have no chickens in this fight, but that was pass interference. It was a great game though. The entire time I just kept thinking to myself, “Wow. The Warriors blew a 3-1 lead.”

Fuck all this noise about a pick on that last play. Marlon Humphrey tackled Artavis Scott into Tony Brown and that’s what caused Renfrow to be wide open.

This is clearly Lane Kiffin’s fault.

The Paul Finebaum show is going to be killer for the next couple of weeks.

Those hardworking & talented players earned every penny of what they didn’t get paid for risking their health in a exhibition game. Good show, student-ath-a-letes!

It’s nice seeing Nick Saban marginally sadder than usual instead of marginally happier than usual.

I very much dislike Clemson and I fucking despise Alabama, but that was one hell of a football game.

That was a good game. It made up for the other games and frankly the NFL. Pay these kids!

I hate so goddamn much that DRose has become a punch line. Not saying it’s not deserved, but still a crying shame. I can watch this highlight reel and cry for days on end.

As a Bulls fan, these jokes are funny now.

I think he’s doing the ESPN Voices commentary on the Alabama-Clemson game. He just asked Bill Walton what time the Super Bowl starts. Walton said it’s in June and Rose asked Walton if he ever hears from Patty Hearst. Then they went to a commercial.

Derrick Rose is Home Alone.

he still cant 360 dunk off both knees yet so he is probably just resting

“What’s attendance mean?”

The rest of the Knicks showed their solidarity with D Rose by also failing to show up for the game.