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Meanwhile, Joe Mixon contends the wall hit Beckham first and had it coming...

I don’t see why this wall gets all the attention.

Hole.

I hate Boston douchebaggery but I also hate, ESPN, so much...SO. TORN.

There is so much Boston cum in ESPN’s mouth that I’m surprised by this guy’s response.

As usual, Belichick lies low and lets the highlights do the talking.

In this boat story, I guess that guy’s playing the part of Odell Beckham Jr.

I’m trying to find the words to describe it.

How is the haircut behind him not the real story here?

Just to play devil’s advocate, there are guys like Brady who don’t even drink a beer over the season as he feels it (slightly) depletes ability. I’m not saying it’s accurate, just another perspective.

In OBJ’s defense, the grounds crew member kept telling him that he’s “not just a member of the grounds crew, he’s also a part owner of the team”.

While this may be a bit of an exaggeration, I feel you also left something out:

I agree that the trip almost certainly did not factor into the game. But go on that trip, post it on social media, then have a floating turd of a game and well. You brought it on yourself.

My favorite part of every story I’ve seen about this is the picture of the hole. I hope rather than patch it, the grounds keeper whose job it is to make the repair cuts the whole square out, frames it, and puts it up on Ebay. This could be like Luis Gonzalezs gum for a new generation.

+1ABU

Burfict suspension now pending

If Kevin Hart were normal-sized and played football.

Joey will be just fine. He’s used to carrying baggage.

I have the same face every time I watch one of Jimmy Fallon’s “wacky celebrity” viral videos