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Who wants the Giants to lose this game more:
A) The Cowboys whose only losses this season have been to the Giants;

I do that all the time. I then proceed to pet him for 10 minutes and tell him exactly what happened so he will understand...

I’ll bet there were a lot of quickies, involving chubby people, at halftime in the greater Green Bay area.

Aaron Rodgers’ Hail Mary’s ability to avoid defenders is second only to Aaron Rodgers’ ability to avoid family members.

Rodgers should throw another Hail Mary to open the 2nd half, just to troll the Giants.

Jesus Christ it’s pathetic how literally every fucking comment on the former Gawker network (especially the sports blogs) has to relate to Trump some way some how. Get some new material and for the love of God, get the fuck over it already!

He looks like trump’s slightly smarter younger brother in that pic. The uncle ivanka is terrified of.

Thursday night football, now on Saturday afternoon!

I take no small amount of delight in knowing Oakland’s Cinderella season was flushed away by the semen-and-blister-encrusted hands of Connor Cook.

I’m curious why the individual passer rating is specific to the tenth decimal point, but the team rating — with just the one individual contributing — rounds off.

It turns out that the Raiders quarterback wasn’t their regular starter. Who knew? I think Jon Gruden did a good job conveying the point that he’d never touched a football in his life before last week.

That was a terrible game and yet somehow still significantly better than what I was expecting.

So a team’s record means jack squat and we should only judge them by their end result?

I’ll be taking down my Christmas tree while watching raiders-Texans. Yes it’ll be really depressing

Or not standing near tables if she ever feels like she’s going to be punched.

“...it’s never okay to hit anybody. Male on male. Male on female. Female on female.”

Funny, I would have sworn his agent was referencing Brent Musburger.

Along with the other recent news, this pretty much proves that you can’t be hired to work in the Atlanta front office unless you’re an idiot.

Or you’re at Arby’s

As would be expected of any meeting of a group of diehard fans and a team executive, this one got slightly contentious