For those of you TL;DR- It was really fucking cold.

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I’m assuming that’s because he thinks they can’t swim.

This is the payoff on the long con of typewriter inventor Jerry Qwerty.

I’m with you, but it gives the NFL, which is so worried about public perception, an explanation to members of the public that frown upon marijuana use. It is useful for pain relief, mental health issues, etc. And oh, by the way, it is legal in many states. It should be an easy decision by now. It helps this player.…

Since he was suspended for a full year, we know the answer is not “his wife’s face.”

Why do you hate Protecting The Shield?

Looking back at the articles on him, best bet is that the substance is marijuana, which he uses for his vaguely articulated mental health problem (anxiety). If so, get real NFL. One fine day the league will realize they can make a fair amount of issues go away by being a little progressive. Just a little. A teeny…

Jerry Jones issued a statement that as long as the suspension was for drugs, and not for almost killing a woman with your bare hands, he has no problem with the league’s decision.

I think with those cars you spend $10+ million on the car and another $500k on a Ferrari mechanic that lives in your garage. :D

Where can I read more of this?

I say this all the time, but just imagine how the Boston media would ridicule someone like Peyton Manning if he did half the wack shit Brady does. Between that fucking diet and all these insane fake health products they’d eviscerate him.

Why does Tom Brady need fancy sleepwear?

Isn’t this bed enough?

I can’t stand Bucky Gleason, but it was entertaining when he asked what exactly Whaley does for a living.

Where is Jim Irsay and what is going on with the Colts?

Surely there’s someone willing to work for a salary of the finest hookers and generic-brand pharmaceuticals the greater Indianapolis area has to offer... damn, it is going to be Rob Ryan, isn’t it?

I await the Jim Irsay-John McAfee road trip movie.

Nah, he does play D—-and actually very good D, when he’s isolated against Lebron, which is the most irritating thing—it says to me that when he feels like putting in the effort, Melo can actually defend.

I can’t wait to watch him in the playoffs.

Baalke, at least in his heyday, was considered a master draft board manipulator. But that really only meant that he had one move: trading down for more picks. When he actually got those picks, he essentially took flyers on five or six players who had (maybe) two functioning ACL’s. Watching the result was a bit like…