“Okay, Rex. Who should fill in the rest of the season?”
“Well...I’ve heard some good things about Rex Ryan.”
“Alright, so we’ll have him finish out the sea...WAIT A MINUTE!”
At which point Rex runs out of the room like Zoidberg.

HE HAS PEOPLE SKILLS

Damn right. Now you funny too.

Meanwhile the Ryan brothers just scored primo seats for George Fucking Thorogood & the Destroyers in Cabazon, CA. Best revenge is livin well my brother.

“Hell, I’ll train a buffalo to play football. Just let me sleep in the equipment shed and slaughter one to see me through the winter and we’ll get along just fine.”

He was just offered the manager position if he will stay.

Do you think Jacksonville or Cleveland are better opportunities? I honestly think it’s -

Listen, if they wanted to know specifics about how things were run the person they should be talking to is the Specific Manager.

He deals with the goddamn press so the owners don’t have to!

What do we want?!

Everybody knows you don’t work in Buffalo for the independence or the authority or the football or the ability to influence the direction of a team. You work in Buffalo to enjoy the weather.

Good catch, but not much of a shocker.

“I was like, good gracious, ass is bodacious”

I was waiting for this stupidity to pop up, and I’m glad you obliged. There is a vast difference between laying a hit on someone, which is what you expect when you walk on the field, and having an item of personal property destroyed because Dickhead McShitbrains decided to act like a douche.

Now those are words Talib by.

“I’m a raging asshole” suspiciously absent from Talib’s explanation.

Aqib: when you’ve turned an Oakland Raider into a victim to sympathize with it might be time to examine your life choices.

Crabtree should legit file a theft/assault charge with local police. Fuck Talib and those who keep enabling him. Hopefully he shoots his dick off this offseason.

Clicked on this story to find Tomsula’s phone number because I need some alterations done on my grey suit and I hear his work is okay and his rates are good. But of course, his phone number is nowhere to be found. More fucking clickbait.