+1 no means no.

Gahd, this makes me feel all gross inside. +1

On the sideline, Ben Roethlisberger looked up, suddenly overcome with a strong sense of déjà vu.

My spouse and I were just saying the same thing. At the very least belt out a more conservative (aurally) version. That’s basic musicality...

They played the wrong accompaniment. She was expecting to lip sync the whole thing but on “Emotions” they played a backing track that was for semi-lip-sync situations, in which she sings most of the song but lip syncs the high notes. She was not about to attempt actually singing that song.

Maybe just try and sing doofus. Thats what you are known for. Stand still dont dance and sing..........Sorry i’m alone tonight. My fam’s out of state and I’m bitter. Side note: Pentatonix; can any one band appear to be so full of doucheyness as them.

Mariah used to be a talented lady with big tits but now she’s just got big tits.

There couldn’t have been a more appropriate finale to the year. Fuck this shit.

I demand an investigation into the Russian hacking of Mariah Carey’s performance tonight.

“And that’s what it is”

She is such a badass diva she cant even be bothered to sing her own stuff. Boss level 10

Tom Ley covers bears, Hamilton Nolan covers communism, Samer covers New England/pro wrestling/beating up teenagers, Margary covers out of the ordinary shits people have taken, Diana covers people getting raped/beaten.

Diana does in depth articles, with actual investigative work, when athletes get accused of bad touching.

We won’t know what really happened until Diana Moskovitz’s article. 

I understood like four words of that.

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

Only in San Francisco can you get a 69er for 49.

Is there any head coach over the last 25 years who has been more underrated than Wade Phillips? He had around a 60% winning percentage and went to the playoffs 5 or 6 times, but everybody talks about him like he was Rich Kotite just because he looked like a goober. Unfair, I say.

Wait... she wants to look like Leslie Jones?