That’s called Jr.

Fuck Roman. I lost all respect for him when he divorced Marlena.

Just throwing this out there...could the Gunslinger be...me?

Wil Wheaton fucks up again. You go to hell Wesley Crusher. You go to hell and die.

For real?

Hope is a good thing.

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

I can’t stop this feeling, deep inside of me...

Most of his entrances involved Bartles and James, tickle fights and latch key kids.

How the fuck does he know what a dentist is?

This shit has gotten REAL yo.

Read the article, bro. There is no money for bootstraps.

You cunt tell him what to do.

+1 Fuck Neil Young

Fuck Uncle Rico.

Every “FRANK” is either a plumber or a cop. Google it. Or Google some porn. See if I care.

Actually, it’s 14 bottles of Stella. And a little of the ordinary, to be fair.

They act like cats who see a cucumber.

I’d love to see the Venn Diagram I am too drunk to create.

+1 Gift from far away