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Drunk, and 40 9/11s for me. The first 24 were chill. One was horrific. The last 15 have been weird.

To be fair, most of the points lost are for purely being Ted Danson.

Genocide is 10x as bad as polluting a river. Noted.

Not Keidas. It’s the bastard child of Freddie Mercury and Mark Gastineau.

I’m not disagreeing. It just appears as if he ran full speed, face first into a wall and his sinus cavity collapsed. Maybe your vet can help. It looks like breathing may be hard.

Every answer is Tim McCarver.

Got any Titanic jokes?

He seems to have impacted his snout in a manner that both collapsed it and made him hilariously ugly.

HamNo, while mumbling something about universal income.

If you’ve lost Kate Upton, use smaller words.

We don’t need more Wasted Talent.

BAM. Right in the kisser.

Draymonding > Tebowing.

It’s straight to Tony LaRussa.

Any chance you could get me Tony Dungy’s autograph, Rodney?

Scouts say Reid has great quick-twitch muscle, and Lane is a natural athelete. The scouts are split on Kaepernick, some saying he athletically gifted, some believing he is a student of the game. All agree he was raised a grinder.

He tried to pay, but the vendor did not accept tiny pieces of ear stuck between Tyson’s teeth.

He should talk to this guy: