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Fun fact: Both daughters in Charles in Charge later appeared nude on film.

Brutus Beefcake.

So does Dr. Rockso.

Those who shant have shanties, cover thyselves with blue tarps.

Maybe he was holding in a dump.

Where is ObscureSimpsonsReferences?

I hear you. Like I’m gonna do math on a Sunday night.

A neighbor offered me a free ticket to this game. This post should tell you what my answer was.

She’s no Dave Magary.

I starred this because I interpret it as sarcasm.

Lochte is one of those central villians from mid-80's colleg comedies.

This.

So, Brazil is detaining the two guys they DID NOT want to question? The southern hemisphere is totally backwards.

I’ll sit there for nine years blowing on my kid’s scrod to get it cool down and it never does.

You built an entire post around your disdain of crossfit. I approve. Passive-Aggressive for the win, Tom.

I’m going to use tricky punctuation to obfuscate my true feelings:

Sadaharu Oh is the HR king?

You only rent Skyline Chili...