His head is starting to clear the neighborhood around its own orbit.

Damn, how small IS Davidson’s dick? Dude is compensating for something.

Lance Briggs is his co-pilot.

As a WSox fan, it’s Jose Valentin deja vu.

Calling BS on this.

Mrs. Dash or GTFO.

I always hated Too Close for Comfort.

Ralph goddamn Macchio. ‘NUFF SAID.

I love old-fashioned women.

His shirt is transcendent.

Hitler was man of the year because he killed Hitler.

Cheri Bustos definitely googles herself. She is an evil, fat, rich white republican in the shriveled skin of a democrat with a makeup musket.

I once banged my best friend’s fat sister.

Buck (Robin): Gotta visit my asian dentist at 2:30.

Shitting on Crystal’s shitty book right above the product placement for said book. Drew, you rock.

Fuck you. That UCLA shirt is a perfect fit.

Is Britain a hallucination?

I’m rooting for naked crabwalk.