Would’ve been a whole lot cheaper.

Why would blacks vote for a man committed to economic equality, stronger unions, and a higher minimum wage, when they could just vote for Hillary instead?

You totally just outed yourself as a used car salesman.

She is your biggest fan.

Hillary, the master of the coin flip, 1 card war, and other games of chance that somehow determine the elections of this shitocracy. Fuck her, fuck Republicans, fuck Democrats.

Or a hard 15.

I pledge two princes.

I usually just start jacking it.

I think she is one of the X-Men.

Cue the slaughter sequence.

Favorite Chris Berman moment. Post game, Game 3 AL Division Series 2005. You would have thought the Red Sox collectively threw themselves on an enemy grenade instead of just being swept by the White Sox.

Should have called the Sodfather.

My guess, based on his family marriage history, would be decades of Eastern Bloc despair.

Check. Fucking. Mate.

Papa John has creepy eyes.

Ask Abe Simpson.

And peanut butter, to make it look like he's talking.

Is that kid wearing a suicide vest?

Take your Spanglish somewhere else, Paco. This is Donald Trump’s America.