OldBeigeGuy just retired from the Tallahassee PD.

Uncle Rick.

Shaudenfreude.

Dude’s got big shoes to fill. Maya Angelou, Michelangelo. He lives in their shadows.

Thank you very much for the time you put into your reply. My wife is a survivor of abuse, and it definitely has an impact on our day-to-day life.

Fucking Tevyes.

What are some of the clear signs that someone has been through an assault? Not that I am qualified to help anyone, but I am a damn good listener. Bourbon helps me, too. Sadly.

Rumsfeld is shielded by “Stand Your Ground; The Cheney Rules.”

Kokomo B. Ware wanted a piledriver.

Prayers to the Hitman.

Wtf, bus drivers? You assholes wouldn’t even let us talk back in my day.

Brown kids, or the ones America cares about?

Subtle.

I have a hard time playing these videos. I guess it’s my fault though, for only having a Samsung galaxy edge+ and 200 Mbps internet? Damn, I’m such a bitch.

Fuck Neil Young.

I think some Jews are actually successful at gambling. My inlaws are not, and it makes any celebration occuring on Sunday during football season miserable.

It really is. Dreidel was the first thing I was introduced to when celebrating with my new family. They were secretly teaching me Hebrew.

It is a nice side benefit, but they really are degenerate gamblers.

Also, how did you do that cool-ass shit with your handle?

This may not be politically correct, but know it comes from a place of earnestness. I married into a family of Jews. Every single one of them plays poker for money and bets on the NFL, almost like it’s ingrained in them. Selig, Stern, Silver, Bettman, Fehr, and Mr. Sheldon Adelson. If they grew up in a family anything…