Luckily, all of these sports leagues have totally steered clear of a conflict of interest and decided not to invest in Driftkings or Scamduel.

If we can’t trust the Sheldon Adelsons of the world, who can we trust?

I maintain my position.

I have nothing snarky to say. I enjoyed your article. Thank you.

It’s the cousin of the “Dirty Sanchez.”

Fuck Young.

The AG better not be taking helicopter pilot lessons. T.C. will not have that shit.

He told me this while in the driveway.

He said something like that, just filtered through a shitton of pure, unadulterated, white anglo-saxon crackerness. Like, boring-ass whiteness. Oh gosh, we are English AND Canadian? How diverse!

My brother always told me if you bank a 3 it doesn’t count. Fuck him.

Podcasts don’t melt steel beams.

Polish Grantland. They already hired and fired Whitlock.

Scottie goes all the way. That’s why they call him No Tip-In Pippen.

“Now watch as I pull it magically from Peter King’s ass.”

Ken M. teaches a class. Take it.

Am I the only one who is concerned that in George Lucas’s future we are still carrying wallets?

Have you tried cutting off your ear?

Fuck you, Rick Hahn. I’m not paying to see Dexter fucking Fowler or Whiff Jackson this year. Why even bother with Lawrie and Frazier when corner outfield is a shitstain?

Toby Keith has an uncle who served in Irag.