I coined the term “junkie” (junk selfie) for a picture of your privates. It has not taken off.

Love the name, mynx. I am off to abuse the glove.

Typical government boilerplate.

The Braves are not racist. Both whites AND blacks are welcome to participate in the Tomahawk Chop.

True. It kind of makes you laugh a little, then it makes you really fucking sad.

Edelman it’s going to feel a whole hell of a lot better than Wes Welker.

Also, “The Fall Guy” was a kick ass TV show.

The cracker does like the well-spoken blacks in the NBA.

I like the Deer Hunter much more.

You fucking crushed it. ☆

Remember when this shitstain wept when the Red Sox were eliminated (swept) from the 2005 AL Division Series?

Lost track at 18.

Enjoy your national championship, racist history, crippling poverty, and mindless fellowship to Jesus.

Boobs. Heh.

Apparently, Russians suck at math.

And Knight Rider.

It’s definitely not a penalty. If it was, my Scoutmaster would have been covered with yellow flags.

So Antonio Brown is out for next week. Do you think this will shut up all the people who keep saying he was putting on an act?

Skyline Chili is people.

What if the fourth kneel is like, super fancy? And in slow-mo? With freaking Boba Fett. And some booze. And hookers. You know what forget everything but the booze and hookers. Football is lame.