He is really burning through the 7 stages of grief.

Or kneel four times, and let Landry Jones or that soft tossin’ rapist fella drive 85 yards with no timeouts in 45 seconds.

Skyline Chili is people. People!

Also, because Ben Roethlisberger didn’t get carted straight to the morgue.

It was the greatest shitshow ever! I think I like telenova football.

Don’t anger the yinzers!

I agree. Perhaps players heads could be relocated somewhere further down their torsos.

Uh oh, the yinzer is pissed.

That is what is called a rabbit punch. It is cowardly in any sport.

Where is the start button on my phone, dammit?

Good riddance, Littlefinger.

It’s nice to absorb my recommended daily allowance of homophobia all in the morning so I can get on with the rest of my day.

Derrick Rose left the game with skills deterioration.

Should have at least got a Steak and Shake out of the deal.

Nice catch. +1, $20 per diem for you. I retain the rights to your image.

At OU in 1984, Buster Rhymes liked to fire his Uzi. At the fucking snow, because he hated it.

Did Bryant mention anything about teaming back up with his brother Greg to shoot some new episodes of Gumble to Gumble?

And the Ephesians.

It’s a Cosby Christmas.