Now with penicillin!

I think Florida State just offered him a full ride.

4256.

No. Let’s save that for Jerry’s death.

No toys for orphans.

Phil Simms. Your Super Bowl 50 color man.

Gennady? That’s SEVEN damn letters! Floyd would even struggle to spell GGG.

I think it was “PLAYA of the Year.”

Reaganomics 101.

They be the red kings, we be the yellow pawns.

Shea in Irving will be in jail tonight.

Crimea sounds like a made up place.

I miss Dixie Kitchen.

How about “sport” or “champ”, just like Grandpa used to use when he forgot to learn my name.

Headed for 18-1. Look out ‘72 Dolphins.

Pictures! Now the real outrage can begin, because morons who previously had to actually READ about this now get to look at COLOR PHOTOS! Now they get it!

Dr. Carson is nuttier than a shithouse rat, but all doctors have patients who die. Father Time for most. Malpractice for Ben’s.

Open robe time!

I like brownback! It inflamed my wife’s hemmorhoids, though.

Should say Miami Hurricanes pull off mind-blowing, incredible education scam with state funds.