Is it Christmas already?

Kinda did.

I call JarJar.

As a White Sox fan, I was pissed when someone read this to me.

Dude “never” took it off.

This competition is rigged.

This competition is rigged.

His expression is still more jovial than Jay Cutler in his wedding photos.

I agree. Pork chops and vodka are a lethal brew.

I don’t give a fuck about your creepy Jedi Ponzi religion. Disney robbed me of two minutes of Chris Berman feigning a meth-induced stroke.

We bombed the Baldwins.

BROOKS WAS HERE.

The Sawx get a bunch of press, the Sox do not.

Game Six, NLCS, 2003. Neighborhood trashed. Car vandalized. Drunken idiots chanting “Game 7” til 4 in the morning. But, history, you know?

Every time I found myself cheering on the Cubs, TBS would cut to some hellhole Chicago bar full of asshole fans, and I’d be like “Oh yeah, that’s why I root against this team.”

I think by using words like “unless” and “most” you prove Brainzilla’s point.

Steven A. ?

A My Little Pony Fan?

He is roundball’s RGIII.

It has a Camille Cosby feel to it.

In ninth grade, I jacked off alot.