Happy fucking Friday. I am going to watch that girl with the Barbie pole catch a bass for the rest of the day.

You do realize this team operates out of CLEVELAND?

12/6/69. The only time the Graeful Dead refused money.

This is my standard response to every comment.

The Rolling Stones agree.

Viola Davis is pretty hot.

Good. You got the joke.

A clock is safer than a fuse.

That’s Captain Ginger.

I have questions.

Either you are a great troll, or an awful human.

Slow down here. Ed is dead?

Mayo is too white for Skip to select with the first course.

Dude, he threw a damn strike! All is forgiven.

Fuck Toby Keith with a red Solo cup full of battery acid.

Arbour is really judgemental for a woman who has colors in her hair that have never been seen in nature. Bottle blondes unite!

Stop this shit now. Haters gonna hate? Players gonna play? Fucking christ, she makes Vanilla Ice look like goddamn Robert Frost.

A goddamn monkey could manage this team better. Not a smart monkey, either. Like a severely retarded monkey hooked on heroin. With no fucking thumbs.

It’s like every letter is a middle finger to their 7th grade English teacher.

Matt fucking Williams strikes again. Fuck him in the ass with Drew Storen.