I personally would love to see them take turns plugging each other up. I would simply watch and be amazed at these two beautifully bald men grinding their pelvises into each other. Can you imagine the sort of fury with which the Rock would throw that ass back? Je-sus Lawd!

This is what they were actually doing:

My big question is: to what degree are these programs designed for people who’ll inherit large estates? Or is it just the UK equivalent of agricultural major? Is there any Future Farmers of America vibe to it, or is it more like a gentleman farmer type deal?

Countryside Management sounds stupid, but it’s actually pretty cool - it’s to do with ecological, wildlife preservation, environmental protection, etc. Here’s a course overview from Newcastle Uni - http://www.ncl.ac.uk/undergraduate/…

This pic is actually from 2013, so he was maybe 22 here, and all 22 year olds definitely look like 12 year olds to me now.

Hah. Not only are they getting smaller, they keep doing that thing where they make the waist bigger, and do not increase the inseam at all. I’m sorry, but if you are a size 18-20 like me, you are going to need more than a 2-inch inseam.

New jeans to replace the jeans you cut into shorts: $60

I hear "Last Summer's Thighs" are WAY better than "This Summer's Thighs". Tighter rhythm section if ya know what I'm sayin'

“There is no shame in finally breaking down and making your own jean shorts because last summer’s are just too dang short for this summer’s thighs.” Thank you Anne Hathaway. Although 1) she can certainly afford new shorts, and 2) This Summer’s Thighs is my new band. Tip your bartenders!

Yep. Watching old cartoons now that went over my head as a kid are really fucking depressing. It’s quite shocking just how inappropriate they are

how many fact checkers there were ?

Well your right about at least one thing, you do sound like an old guy ranting .

It seems like 400+ years of people complaining about new people ruining their spot. That’s quite the living legacy fit for the World’s Greatest City

Umm Central Park is absolutely something to behold. Every tourist and resident should spend some time there.

It’s very unpleasant to be in the same room as a man who won’t stop talking about how beautiful a 16-year-old is.

Backpfeifengesicht Schande

I didn’t but now I do. Thanks Jezebel! *stomps off in huff*

No one should know who Jonathan Cheban is.

You are obviously not a lawyer. This is proven by not only what you have said about “laws” but also about the differentiation between property ownership and data ownership.

Who knows if they’ll hit it off at all but she really lit up for a second when he said his name was Ali and she realized that she wasn’t the only Iranian. It was really sweet.