He has to sleep sometime, and handcuffs are cheap, and that chili pepper would really hurt, if rubbed into his eyes.

It was like a four wheeler. She had been adamant that their (3yr? 4yr? old) child was not to go on it. And he was like, oh god you nag it’s fine! And took him out and switched the boy with a dummy and had the dummy wave to her and then BLEW THE FOUR WHEELER UP. It was honestly horrifying and she did NOT look in on the…

That’s the bizarre part. But, personally I’d never use an open tampon. So, maybe she is in on it which makes me even madder for some reason.

On the plus side, I can’t see any jury with a majority of women on it who would convict her.

I really hope she’s in on this because all I can imagine if I were in her position otherwise is murdering that guy.

I’m torn on which is more urgent: dousing herself in dairy or killing him. Her temporary insanity claim might be weakened if she waits.

Love chemicals are strong, and women stay with awful partners all the time because they still believe in the good part they fell in love with. I’m with you, she should DTMFA, but I understand why that’s hard.

A prank is swapping all of your mate’s furniture around when he on holiday or covering his room is army men. It’s not physically or emotionally harming the woman you are supposed to love.

No. Pepper spraying your partner’s genitals is a harmless lark. Like punching an unsuspecting stranger in the back of the head. Not violent crimes at all.

Okay, you sadistic bastard. Some chilies can cause chemical burns. The vagina is a vulnerable body part with a delicately maintained ecosystem. Kindly stick that chili in your eye and think about what you've done.

I agree. My guess, though, is that these “pranksters”, aka assholes, are full of shit and that they are all staged to get likes. I have seen several of the obvious bullshit ones. One guy “pranks” his brother with ridiculous shit, and I can’t imagine how stupid you would have to be to keep falling for it. (His brother…

UGH. Pranks that are either physically or emotionally hurtful are NEVER FUNNY. What the fuck is wrong with these people.

If this had happened to me, it wouldn’t be posted in the comedy section, it would be under crime because I surely would have killed him when I saw him holding out the pepper.

Wow, she really is entering her Miss Havesham phase, isn’t she? “Look here, Pip: these low-cut Frankie B jeans accompanied me to many a society soirée in days gone by. I was the toast of the ball. Everyone envied me. I danced and danced. I looked so pretty in them. Here! Here’s a photo of me. Do you think I look…

She is too rich and young to have the same hair since 2006.

I think Jia’s point in the article is not that Roy deserves it, but that it isn’t bullying. Threats to someone’s safety is harassment or abuse, not bullying as per the actual definitions.

I think death threats and coming after your children counts as at least bullying. Roy may not be a good or smart person but no one deserves that. I guess we need a new word, if bullying and abuse won't do?

I understand why wealthy people vote republican but I’ll never understand why immigrants support republicans. My father & his side of the family are immigrants and they’re the same way. You’d think you’d want to support fellow immigrants instead of burning the bridge behind you. It’s a lot of “I got mine!”. And…

I’m trying so hard to think of what her “initiatives” would be as a first lady and can’t even come up with anything stupid but plausible enough.

White liberals can’t take a race joke.