Yoko’s 25 Things could only be more Yoko if it were a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat.

And that’s a habit I’ll be more careful of now. I was always taught deodorant can go anywhere sweat usually pops up (between legs, underarms, and under boobs).

I commented about this to my mom (who is 62) and she said it was common for women to sprinkle baby powder on maxi pads to eliminate odor.

No, but they’re killing your plumbing.

This worries me because most powders for face contain talc

Talc can be contaminated with asbestos. The article about the case does not indicate whether any evidence that contaminated talc was used by Johnson & Johnson was admitted in this case. However, talc and tremolite asbestos can occur in the same deposits. Tremolite is a very carcinogenic form of asbestos because the…

This is what I'm wondering too. I've read three different stories on this and all of them mention how scientific studies done on the effect of talc have been minimal or inconclusive yet I would hope there was SOMETHING more than daily use and a memo to award this kind of judgement. I really want to know bc baby powder…

Mel B?

I’ve bleeped out everything you just said for my own sanity.

Hey- it’s a gig. Separate bathrooms would be non-negotiable though, it’s probably in the pre-nup along with how many times per year she has to touch him.

A: Who could follow our pretty darn perfect First Lady?

To be fair, imagine seeing Trump naked. Nevermind divorce, you’d dive out the nearest window.

OK sure, Melania...

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.

I was wondering that too. Was it their teachers? Other chaperone parents? If I was chaperoning a field trip and some person - famous or otherwise - started directing me to allow them to take photos of other people’s children without the parent’s consent, that would send my “bad idea” radar off the charts. For example,…

Or kidnapping.

Worst field trip, ever!

I'm pretty sure a combination abortion clinic/spa/juice bar is the best idea ever and would piss off anti-choicers SOOOOO much.

I want to open an abortion clinic and café called Zip Boppity Bops. We would have fresh juice!