Ok well you can send me the kitchen. I am deeply enamored of toy kitchens, even though I have a house with a real kitchen that I use mostly for making coffee and taking bites directly from the block of whatever fancy cheese my husband bought last. But the toy kitchen I had as a kid? The greatest thing that has ever…

Yup. Forget the adorably, fully-stocked antique kitchen I found at a thrift store. No, my kid is busy with a week-old balloon animal that basically looks like a large pink condom at this point.

Best girl because looks age of consent

The one thing I've learned from watching this, Pharrell is into loli's, Who knew.

Nope. Wrong. Liberated women are generally enthusiastic about learning more about their bodies and what pleases them, which leads to energetic, experimental, ecstatic sex. Many men, however, don't think sex is anything they should have to work at or learn about, because apparently their Magical Dick Powers just…

maybe all these women who are "crap in bed" are just mirroring the guy they're with....a guy that sucks in bed isn't exactly going to get my peak efforts...great sex takes two....my ex thought I hated sex, but I just hated sex with him....while with others, it's been MUTUALLY more than satisfying....

Good to know who that article was for, I suppose. Any chance you wear some kind of warning label?

yaaa its all about your dick only

Update: Apparently, Hogan took care of this pretty quickly, threatening to revoke their right to use his name unless they got rid of the dress code. Well done, Hulkster.

I'm a Washington native and a life-long relatively die hard Washington fan, and these people are the dumbest of the fucking dumbest. There is an odd, nostalgic part of me that will feel the loss of something from my childhood (when I was a kid, I thought the name had to do with the color of the football, actually),…

This was horrible. I mean these fans were having a good time minding their own business, when all of a sudden a bunch of strangers barge in invading their space, trying to force their beliefs on them, calling them names and leaving the fans feeling totally denigrated and completely attacked.... wait...

i don't have any words. just exhausted sighs that are tinged with blinding rage.

This is why we need less men.

Also, my dad, who glued toys to our TV circa 1990.

Mike Kelley also seems a little peeved...from heaven.

Zingggg. Except Hideki Kuwajima and Freya Jobbins are giving her the side eye for real right now.

You've officially replaced Mark as the blogger of the gross and vomit-inducing. This puts his rosebudding post to shame

at least miley makes her art herself.

Don't fuck with Retta OR Donna Meagle.

Well, maybe he's just taking a cue from some of the actual nominees at the Emmys. Publicly ridiculing and fat shaming people hasn't seemed to hurt that guy's career. I'm sure if this asshole wandered over to his section at the Emmys he'd get lots of slaps on the backs and high fives.