I remember entertaining a visitor from England on July 4th many years ago. After a really loud reports, my 3 year old niece said in her Texas drawl, " that one near scared the shit outta me". I was mortified, it was better than the fireworks for my friend.

I want to nominate, I challenge, Matthew, Adam, and (maybe) Chantalle. Ahhh! Fucking hell!

Harder than a 2 year old sailor.

Fuck you in the mouth? Harder than a sailor?

No matter what she was actually saying, it's hilarious, because of exactly what you just mentioned. Imagine my surprise when I went to put my 3 year old daughter in my wife's car, accidentally hit the alarm button, and she immediately mumbles something that sounds like, "fuhk-kiddin' me?". I stopped the alarm, paused,…

While I don't disagree with your second point, I don't think this is child abuse. As others have pointed out, she looks like she knew she was going to get water poured on her and she reacted in the way I've seen kids react when they've gotten into a swimming pool before. Perhaps I'm naive, but I don't think parents…

While I would like to believe that this child said "fuck your mouth" did anyone else hear a cockney-ish "fucking hell"?

Especially if they developed early. I had a pair of huge boobs by 13 or 14. What was modest on a girl my same height and weight sans-boobs was not on me. Still to this day, a normal tank or v-neck can look like cleavage city. And wearing something up to my neck only emphasized things more. There is a reason every…

What helm? Do you have me confused with Emma Carmichael the future Jezebel editor? And don't you go either! I love people who give me confusing compliments and I bet the grays will be a temporary fix - rather than a long-term solution - now that the rape and torture gifs are back. Hopefully Gawker Media will realize…

Except even then women can't really dress how they want, someone will tell them what to wear, when to wear it, and how long it needs to be to do so, be it a stranger on the streets, a boss, professor, police, judge, jury, or even a partner.

I think in this case naming them was important. First, because they came forward and wanted others to come forward, too (if anonymously). Second, as someone upthread said, coming forward and giving their names fights the stigma that survivors of sexual assault should be ashamed of it and keep quiet.

DISSENTING OPINION: I remain convinced Gaston is one of those dudes with a tragically enormous dick, who thinks that his huge schlong means he has to do zero work in the sack. He just bumps your cervix for five minutes then rolls over and congratulates himself for being such a superior cocksman.

I want to know how awkward this conversation got when someone brought up that the hottest disney dude is actually Robin Hood.

"Someday my prince will cum."

The whole time we were working on this, I couldn't get this out of my head:

Finally, a Disney Princess post I give a damn about.

No one's slick as Gaston

it can, but the health outcomes are not great. But hey, these abysmal asses are pro-life, not pro-quality-of-life.

yay! i'll happily go back to being ignored in the greys if it means no more terrible gifs everywhere :D

And men wonder why we 'don't just stand up for ourselves'