So cute! They remind me of my childhood dog. She'd sneeze on purpose to make us laugh. It was a funny little show she'd put on.

It's like she accidentally made a parody of herself.

Oh, dude, to get any kind of job here in Brazil you have to prove there is nothing wrong with your health. You get tested for TB, you do a general checkup... Like, I work 15h a week in a school and I had to do all that, as well as prove that my children are vaccinated, so that I don't get childhood diseases from them…

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I swear I've read somewhere that there is no definitive exam/test to prove/disprove virginity? (Not that that's the point, but I could see issues arising from that alone)

DUH. If they have their pap smear, it totally ensures they won't die in a car accident, homicide, natural disaster, suicide, heart disease, etc.

This doesn't change the fact that the kid is awesome and he better wear that tooth as a necklace throughout his entire adolescence (I sure would), but isn't 400 pounds for a gator kinda tiny? Certainly no "behemoth"?

Because only women need them. And we all know that we could all stop being women if we wanted to—we're just too stubborn and insist on doing "women-things" like having periods and babies. . .how selfish of us!

You'd think some of the money they save short changing women on salaries could go to free tampons for all.

I'm not sure a diagnosis of bipolar disorder should necessarily give a person a free pass to say whatever alarmist and judgmental shit that they want for the rest of their life with no one allowed to call them on it.

"Old weirdo..." (you)

Look, there's no indication that she's not perfectly in control right now. Are you really saying that because she's mentally ill, she's exempt from critique/mocking? That's pretty infantilizing.

You've got both me and my bf shouting 'cock' in a seagull voice now :D

No I got bit again. Bunny was a mean, mean hamster. One time I was eating oatmeal and she wandered over and just got in the bowl and I tried to get her out for her safety and she peed all over my oatmeal and then laid down to take a nap.

I was just about to write this. This is the exact problem. The cat has been taught from a young age that human hands are legitimate objects for rough play. I don't know how to fix something like this.

" It's...unattractive..."

anyone who refers to a woman as a female when writing to that person is a douche canoe

But be sure not to underestimate the importance of body language.

Blanda Eggenschwiler sounds like what you would say to a server in Germany if you wanted to send back a sub-par omelette.

I saw the title, and I thought it would be something different. I remember being in a restaurant once and I could not contain my surprise when I saw a wife begin cutting up her husband's steak for him before either of them began to eat... They were both in I would guess their 30s or 40s and as far as I could tell he…