#NotAllDogs

TERRIBLE JOURNALISM!

YOUR HEADLINE WAS INACCURATE

here's my sex spreadsheet

Seems to me like these people need to spend less time making spreadsheets and more time spreading on the sheets, amirite?

It's a joke that food service workers are forbidden by law to work when they're sick. I've had several food service jobs and any time I tried to call in sick the manager told me to take some benadryl or pepto and suck it up or don't bother coming in when I recover. Especially on days when they anticipate a lot of…

Fuck all that! Was she expected to keep serving sandwiches if she puked on the station? No, cuz most people would turn down a vomit tainted sandwich! But the fuckface manager essentially put her in a position to serve vomit subs to unwitting customers, no matter how clean her hands were.

This is why people with chronic illness find it nearly impossible to hold down jobs. I once had a very similar situation when working in retail (I was in the middle of a flare and ended up fainting in the women's room and being taken to the ER) and while my boss didn't fire me, he did tell me if I called out again I…

"Sure, you can come, but no whales or hippos, gonna need some pics. What? You don't want to come to the #1 Nightclub in America anymore? Why not? Please reconsider(unless you and your friends are whales and hippos(actually still come, but enter through the back so no one can see your fat rolls))!"

This is the Comcast cancel call equivalent in nightclub booking.

Seriously, she was like, um ok nm then, and he's like BUT WAIT NO HIPPOS BUT DON'T YOU WANT TO COME TO THE #1 CLUB IN AMERICA? BUT NO HIPPOS. BUT WAIT WHERE ARE YOU GOINNNNNGGGG??? Lol what a moron.

I really appreciate your ending comments about living as a fat person and your relationship with food. I live that everyday but hadn't really thought about it in those exact terms. Thanks as always for making me laugh and making me think. You're the best, Lindy.