I hope this pun was unintended.

Michigan is a 33.5-point favorite after an uninspired 31-point loss. I think I've found the lock of the week (MU).

They are trying to protest. What else can they do? I doubt most are Viqueens fans.

It's nice to see the judicial branch doling out justice.

4-year average? More like 4-year a la MODE, amirite? (There are three types of averages, you see. You might want to specify.)

I'm sure his contract with Cracker Barrel is the reason.

You're telling him "fuck you" because he ripped the Maras? Fuck You. (You must be a Mara.)

Leake crotch is also a side effect of many STDs.

This. Teens are the absolute worst, the AT&T of people, if I may.

But ohio is such a shitty state, leaving the state is the only redeemable ohio experience.

Northern ohio is just as shitty as southern ohio.

Outside of The Woodlands, I doubt anyone in metro Houston has ever heard of croquet.

Everyone missed the joke, it appears. That's a "crying shame." "Crying," as in "Tears" of "Trail of Tears." "Shame" because shame is what those people holding the obviously offensive sign should be feeling.

Why is the crab one in Photo 1 so offensive? It's a crying shame.

Jezebel is down the hall. Try there.

False.

Nobody cares about the Pats. Go Lions! ;\

THE T206 SERIES WAS ONLY PRODUCED FROM 1909-1911!!!!11!!1111!!!! YOU GOT RIPPED OFF!!!1111!!1111/s

We need to stop racism in soccer!

youarerite!